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20 Funny Parenting Quotes That Will Give Moms and Dads a Good Laugh

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We all know how glorious and fulfilling parenting is. It is a journey that most of us want to experience. However, we can’t deny that being a parent is also hard, tricky, and all about controlling yourself most of the time. 

Parenting gives us all the emotions. We get happy, joyful, angry, sad, frustrated, etc. There are days when we feel like we are just repeating the same mistakes and that we are not raising our children good enough. But, sometimes we have to take a break from being too serious about raising good kids. Laughter memes, hilarious parenting quotes, as well as sarcastic parenting quotes will definitely amuse you and make you feel how wonderful the world of parenthood is.

Here are some of them:

Funny parenting quotes

1. “Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.” – @loud_momma

2. “Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.” – Ray Romano

3. We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. – Phyllis Diller

4. “Becoming a mom to me means that you have accepted that for the next 16 years of your life, you will have a sticky purse.” – Nia Vardalos

5. “Children are a great comfort in your old age- and they help you reach it faster too.” – Lionel Kauffman

6. “When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he’s doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.” – Erma Bombeck

7. “I used to believe my father about everything but then I had children myself & now I see how much stuff you make up just to keep yourself from going crazy.” – Brian Andreas

8. “Parenting is a lot like the bar scene: Everyone’s yelling, everyone’s sticky, it’s the same music over and over again and occasionally someone pukes.” 

9. “They say women speak 20,000 words a day. I have a daughter how gets it done by breakfast.” – Baby Berry

10. “I am a strong woman who is raising a strong girl, which is why I need a strong drink.” – @katiebinghamsmith

11. “You know your life has changed when going to the grocery store by yourself is a vacation.” – 

12. “All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.” – Erma Bombeck

13. “You know you’re old when you barely do anything all day but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.” – anonymous

14. “Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; Now I have six children and no theories.” – John Wilmot

15. “Men should always change diapers. It’s mentally cleansing. It’s like washing dishes, but imagine if the dishes were your kids, so you really love the dishes.” – Chris Martin

16. “My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.” -anonymous

17. “90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.” – anonymous

18. “Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.” —Phyllis Diller

19. “Being a mom means kids banging on the bathroom door like SWAT, asking for a drink, while you’re in the shower. And Dad is in the kitchen.” – @SarcasticMommy4

20. “It just occurred to me that the majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn’t finish” -Carrie Underwood

Final thoughts

Producing and bringing up a child in this world is a lot like being a superhero, yet you really don’t have to be serious about it all the time. These funny parenting quotes, mom and dad funny quotes, parenting memes, can somehow make the parenting mood lighter. Though parenting is a never easy journey, reading these funny sayings about what parents are going through will definitely help mums and dads to spread the joy of parenthood.

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